Arbitrary Units of Measurement

Height

Double-decker buses

Length

Football Pitches

Depth

Empire State Buildings

(or more recently, Shards)

Area

Tennis Courts (small)

Wales’s or Belgium’s (large)

Mass

Elephants

(The height of which are often compared to double-decker buses)

Volume

Olympic swimming Pools

(NOT normal-sized swimming pools. That could be confusing)

Word Count

Novels – usually War and Peace

(Particularly used for explaining the length of government reports)

Distance (short)

Household objects

Distance (short)

(Also Red Squirrels, apparently)

Distance (long)

The Moon and back

Circumference of the earth

(Often used to explain the length of our inner body tubes)

Thickness (small)

Human Hair

(Is there one for large thickness? Tree trunks? Lampposts?)

Sound

Pneumatic Drill

Jumbo Jet

Salaries

Nurses or footballers (depending on what point you’re trying to make)

Controversial wealth, tax payments, or spending

Hospitals

(e.g. Amazon’s missed tax payments would build 100 hospitals)

Buying Power

Big Macs

Population

Coventries

Internet Speed

Movies per second

Car Speed

Horse Power.

(Because we all know what ninety 90 horses somehow merging into one massive powerful horse would be like)

Calorie intake

Bic Macs

Jumping

Body height

(e.g. a flea can jump 80 times it’s own height)

Baby Size

Types of fruit

Animal Intelligence

Human age

(e.g. A parrot is as smart as a three-year-old human)

Animal Brains

(Specifically types of nut, and specifically dinosaur brains)

Food

Subscriptions

(e.g. You can get this for the price of one cup of coffee per day )

Cups of Coffee

Rainfall

A normal month’s worth

Drunkenness

The legal limit